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uoversettelige oktober 2003
Jack or Jill?
An office manager had money problems and had to
fire an employee, either Jack or Jill. He thought he'd fire the
employee who came to work late.
The next morning, both employees came to work
very early. So the manager though he would fire the first one who
took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee
break.
Then the manager decided to see who took the
longest lunch break. Strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch
break that day. They both ate at their desk.
Then the manager thought he'd wait to see who
would leave work earliest, but both employees stayed after closing.
Jill finally went to the coat rack and the manager went up to her
and said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know
whether to lay you or Jack off."
Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off,
because I'm late for my bus."
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